sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
This has to be the best Superbowl gif !
Because of how 51 runs up
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
lol grammar puns
I laughed too much at this
save me baby
oh my god the second one. LOOK AT HER
i couldn’t resist not rebloging this
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide